sex inventory is on page 69 of the big book

the only game I ever had were nice tits & a dirty mouth

“Now about sex. Many of us needed an overhauling there.” -Big Book, page 68

I used to have this pick up line that never failed. I’d scan the bar looking for a guy who was pounding back drinks, who looked like he’d be there until closing time. I’d saunter up to him and chat for a few minutes and, if I got the feeling he was into the same things I was, I’d…