things you learn about your partner when you uhaul during a pandemic

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Cliches abound about queers and their tendency to “U-Haul” (for the non-queer readers who are just here for the sports content, that’s queer slang for “move in together very quickly”). The joke is, of course, based in some truth and also the jokes tend to downplay or mask the very real fact that overly quick involvement can be a major relationship red f…